Things you notice when you are a married guy living on your own.

For the past month (and for the next 24 days) I have been living the life of a bachelor. In this role there a few things that have become very obvious and the following is a collection of those observations. .

I’m right a lot more of the time

I actually have closet space!?

I finally get to use half of the bed

There are a lot less hair products kicking around

I never have to stop and ask for directions (could be because I’m never lost)

I take more stupid risks

I get to talk a lot more

I eat fewer vegetables

I seem to have more money

There are a lot less “icky, creepy, scary” spiders and things that I am forced to kill

I don’t watch as many romantic comedies (Praise the lord for this alone!)

I read more nerdy books

I lose a lot more stuff

I get to have total control over the remote

I laugh less

I get mocked an awful lot less

No one asks me to talk about my feelings

Nobody recounts all the details of their nightly dreams to me

Life is not as rich

I’m at a loss for who I should torment and tickle

I seldom hear the phrase “that’s cute”

I give fewer opinions on hair do’s and fashion

I listen to more country music

Make it a great day